ever acted in a gay porno?
Anonymous

Get out.

um virtus can i ask you something? well im a girl lucario and im really shy around you um do you think we can um meet somewhere?

Somehow, I think you need to redefine ‘shy.’ *gets up and dusts self off*

I wouldn’t mind it, though. Do ya have anywhere in mind…?

On a scale of 1-10 How strong is your aura?

Strong enough for two Pokémon… in a way you could say 7/10 and 13/10. It would take too long to explain why.

I’m just cool like that, lets just put it that way.

lucariosgirl123 submitted:

*hides in bush and throws a rock then looks out then pops back behind bush*

*rock hits his head*

I’m being attacked by random rocks again…?

Why does life have to be so cruel?! *overlydramaticcryintothesky*

M!A You are now radioactive for as long as you want!
Anonymous

Wha- with no protection for my internal organ cells?! OHFU- *flatlines*

Hey Virt! Random question... F) What would happen if you got turned into an inanimate object, like let's saaaaayyyyy... A car?

Stop. Just stop.

Do I look like I can drive?

Don't eat chocolate! Chocolate is very toxic to canines!
Anonymous

IT’S SO DELICIOUS!!!

I CAN SEE INTO FOREVER!!!

Crest: You can sense auras yet you're not a psychic type? How does that work?

Psychic types use the power of the mind for their telekinetic abilities. The Aura is different in that it’s derived from the spirit, powered by emotions, actions, personality, and of course life itself. The Aura is the reflection of your very being; Lucarios like myself are able to read this energy that radiates outward. Of course, we can also use and manipulate the excess energy in many useful ways as well.

Admin’s reaction to the new PMD game:

Official trailer here.

Info here.

Back to Lucario now. Queued posts for later tonight and tomorrow. \o/

So how are your feelings on N? Do you hold his views on pokemon being separated from humans?

Hey man, I prefer not to debate politics in public. It typically leads to a heated argument.

Gotta keep this blog friendly for everyone, you know.

Virtus the Lucario wrote Death Note

"Hello." The unicorn looked exhausted.

G’day, I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure of speaking to any Pon-

…wait, you’re not a Ponyta. What the heck are you?! Oh Arceus, you look like the sad, sad result of a lab experiment gone wrong…

Neil: I just so happen to be a wizard. If you want, I can teach you how to use a couple spells to help you out if you have to fight someone.

Are you implying that I can’t fight by myself already…?

What would you do if you could learn Flamethrower?
Anonymous

I’m weak to fire, so I’d probably get perpetual heartburn if I learned Flamethrower.

So I wouldn’t. That move Fly, however…

hi how are you

Ecstatic. My day just got a lot better.