I see what you did here... you ate my Chocolate >:[

I don’t see your name on it, bro.

If you had only one day left to live, how would you spend your time?

I’d spend all day trying to finish Golden Sun: Dark Dawn. I didn’t wait eight years for a third installment just to never finish the darn thing!

Em: *swoon* oh Lucario oh~

M!A your tail is now longer and fluffy
Anonymous

So you mean to imply my tail isn’t already fluffy? My tail has always been pretty fluff- *POOF*

OH DEAR ARCEUS, HELP ME!! I CAN’T BREATHE!!

Casual sex?
Anonymous

Well now, who says it has to be casual…?

What would you do if you were caught between a Hydreigon and a Salamence fighting each other?
Anonymous

I’m gettin’ the heck out of the way with this fancy gun I found.

You are now being molested by Traumamon. What do.
Anonymous

You clearly misunderstand the situation. As you can see I’m a Lucario and as such nothing ever happens without my say so. Ergo I can never be victimized. In this case it’s more accurate to say that it’s the other way around…

What do, indeed.

@Mod: If you were forced to chill with Virtus for a day, what would it be like?
Anonymous

Well, it would start out with something like this…

Hi! What's your moveset?

I have many talents and thus I can use a wide variety of moves. Though the ones that I have mastered over the years are…

Aura Sphere
Close Combat
Extremespeed
Force Palm
Metal Claw
Bone Rush
Detect

((Personally I don’t believe the four move limit should exist outside of the games. It just doesn’t make any logical sense.))

Have you ever seen a shiny Pokemon?

A few… just an Umbreon, a Typhlosion, another Lucario, a Riolu, a Zoroark, a Ditto, a Flygon, and some others.

They seem to be quite common around here…

Do you get seriously hurt everyday with your spikes? I MEAN, REALLY. Lucarios should do a surgery to remove this useless bone. Also, they can't selfsuck (ok this is getting gay). At least you can kill someone just by bitchslapping ^^

I think they’re more useful than harmful to me.

Hello. Who are you? Friend?

Sweet mother of Arceus… that thing is HUGE!! Where the hell is the bug spray?!?! *flees in terror*

Lucarios are awesome but not as awesome as riolus.

*yawn* Oh, you wish. If anything we’re both equally as awesome. You can’t improve upon perfection, after all.

If you are forced to chill with your human mod for 6 hours, what would it be like?
Anonymous

I think he’d stare at me the whole time trying to figure out why I’m so small. Or how I happened to jump out of his laptop.

if you know the colors of shining armor from mlpfim can you recolor lucario with those colors?
Anonymous

This Ponyta-like thing? These colors are already pretty similar, though. Minus the white and blue eyes…

((Sorry, I can’t create a satisfactory recolor. I can’t really draw in the first place, anyway. If someone could volunteer to do it though and submit it, that’d be cool…))